. I’ve been digging through the Architectural vault here at Coffee with an Architect looking for more suprising facts about famous Architects. That’s right, I have a vault here at CwaA. It’s stainless steel and it’s interior is lined with leather made from cows raised specifically for their angst. It’s also cold in there…. But I digress. Actually, isn’t digression a … Read More
An Architect’s Bucket List
. So, before we die, as Architects, we all should: Remove all the pencils, pens, Sharpies, Prisma colors, & markers from the coffee cups around our desk and the top 2 drawers of the desk, and arrange them in order according to hue, and size. Then take a photo of it. Memorize at least one quote from Vitruvius. Take a snapshot of Brian … Read More
Clowns and occupancy loads
There are things that don’t come in handy during intricate Architectural manuevers. Like clowns. They’d be in the way. Plus, they would also increase the occupancy load to 15 “people” per square foot which would mean you’d need two exits out of the bright red Volkswagon bug. Fortunately, there is no such thing as “intricate Architectural manuevers” That’s just a … Read More
If Architects
If Architects designed highways, they would be straight, scenic, and would take you somewhat close to your destination. I mean, you’d arrive where you probably should be, even though it might not be where you thought you wanted to go. Ah, but the view…. If Architects designed cruise ships they would be sleek, and dynamic, and inspire awe as they … Read More
Align stuff
I’m sitting at the hospital this week with my son. So, obviously, I’m thinking about the implications of modern design on the daily lives of the rich and famous, because, that’s what’s really important. I’m just trying to ignore the techo-like mechanical humming drone of that morphine drip over there. Come on man, focus! Think about the poor helpless wealthy … Read More
Richard’s White
Hey, check it out. I’m not really sure, but I think that’s Richard Meier over there. It is! and, he’s trying to pick out a wall color. Ooo, this should be fun, let’s listen in: Arctic White? – nah, too cold Navaho White? – ummm, too native Bright White? – too intense Angst White? – maybe. Jazzy White? – you’re kidding … Read More
Architects are, do, and/or do not…
. Architects are not funny Architects do not fish Architects do not understand velvetta Architects do not hunt, they do peck Architects have not seen “Two and a Half Men” Architects love Charlie Sheen, wasn’t he in “Apocalypse Now”? Architects are opposed to split levels Architects do not like the word “traditional” Architects do not put baco bits on their salads Architects … Read More
He’s still the most interesting man in the room
He’s an Architect. He’s still the most interesting man in the room. Isn’t he? If he were to talk of symmetry and balance you would find it hard to listen without averting your gaze, but then he would find it hard to gaze at you without averting his listening. His sense of style has it’s own reservations at restaurants, although … Read More
Architectural references from Bob Dylan
Architectural references from Bob Dylan Absolutely Sweet Marie – But where are you tonight, sweet Marie? the receptionist who distributes the paychecks. Blowin in the Wind – How many times must a man look up and see the sky, and the 15lb roofing felt waiting on the final roof shingle installation. Buckets of Rain – Everything about you is bringin’ me misery … Read More
Are you an Architect? The Quiz
Are you an Architect? The Quiz. Instructions for taking this quiz: Read the questions and answer quickly. Try not to think about your answers, just go with the first thing that comes to mind. Then consult the answers at the bottom of the page to determine if you are or are not an Architect. Good luck! And feel free to add … Read More
These are a few of an Architects Favorite things
So, I don’t think I’ll write this blog anymore. Obviously, I’m no longer needed. If other people out there have been inspired to write their own Architecturally themed lyrics, based on popular songs, then clearly, my job here is done. Case in point, My friend Lee Calisti at Think Architect has written his own variation on a Julie Andrews classic. … Read More
Camp Architects
After finishing my expose on the luxuries of Camp Corbu a few days ago, my mailbox here at Coffee with an Architect was flooded with glowing reviews of other Architectural themed camps. Who knew they were so popular. But, there it is. Kids love Architecture and Nature, especially when they don’t need to touch it. So, if Camp Corbu isn’t … Read More