Architecture Sounds Dirty

So I just asked a simple question. “Are there any Architecture terms or phrases that sound unintentionally ….. ummm… dirty?”

Yep, 12 hours later I had 150 responses. The internet is awesome. And, you guys are disgusting.

So, here goes, I’ll list the terms I have so far. In fact, I’ll even include a pdf you can print and post in the breakroom – (HERE >> architecturesoundsdirty ).

Feel free to add more in the comment section down there, or you can tweet them with the hashtag #architecturesoundsdirty

  • Scheduling the hardware
  • Nailing studs
  • Pipe penetrations
  • Fire-rated penetrations
  • Thru-wall penetrations
  • Undulating facades
  • Undifferentiated wedge
  • Shaft
  • Shaft liner
  • Fire-rated shaft
  • Drawer pulls
  • Drawer screws
  • Screws 12” o.c.
  • Latex caulk and backer rod
  • Column erection
  • Erection site
  • Plywood sheathing
  • Wall mounted hand dryer
  • Wood studs
  • Hardwood threshold
  • Caution, surfaces may be wet
  • Double-hung
  • Single-hung
  • Install blocking
  • Junction box
  • Hand blown fixtures
  • Crane erected
  • Reclaimed hardwood
  • Exposed beam
  • Drilling the pole
  • Driving piles
  • Countersinking the head
  • Demountable partitions
  • Wall mounted unit
  • Floor mounted
  • Floor mounted / ceiling braced
  • Ceiling mounted fixture
  • Roof mounted unit
  • Exposed conduit
  • Concrete vibrator
  • Wood trusses
  • Minimum headroom
  • Maximum headroom
  • Hot-mopped asphalt
  • Hot-dipped
  • To be by others
  • Trowel-finished
  • Steel erection
  • Simpson strong tie
  • Waterproofing
  • Dampproofing
  • Pulling cable
  • Pulling wire
  • Gluing it up
  • Tongue and groove decking
  • Hardwood wainscoting
  • Unyielding shelf
  • Gang nailed
  • King stud
  • Jack stud
  • Double header
  • Concrete pad
  • Laying out studs
  • Wood studs at 12” o.c.
  • All pressure treated wood to be screwed
  • Withdrawal strength
  • Installing grab bars
  • Landscaping
  • Natural landscaping
  • Hose bib
  • Rod anchors
  • Installing expansion joints
  • Soft-surface, rough-texture
  • Compacted fill
  • Flashing
  • Hip flashing
  • Gutter flashing
  • Deep grinding
  • Try and miter
  • Stuffing box
  • Triple interceptor
  • Furring strips
  • Full bed of caulk
  • Perpendicular
  • Perpendicular end
  • Tuck pointing
  • Running bond
  • Stacked bond
  • Flemish bond
  • Dry stacking
  • Flexible membrane flashing
  • She-bolt
  • Sex-bolt
  • Backfill
  • Infill
  • Taking a core sample
  • Butt joint
  • Butt glazing
  • Interstitial spaces
  • Exposed membrane
  • Deep datum penetration
  • Screws, nuts, and bolts
  • Sack-rubbed columns
  • Oil-rubbed brass
  • Hot-rolled steel
  • Extruded steel
  • Groin vault
  • Angle of repose
  • Rigid insulation
  • Blown insulation
  • Verify dimension in field
  • Outside diameter
  • Hot-dipped galvanized
  • Stacked units
  • Astragal
  • Loss of skin friction
  • Removable mullion
  • Cased opening
  • Standing seam
  • Geothermal heating
  • Under slab heating
  • Threaded rod
  • Spread footing
  • Loading dock
  • Recessed cans
  • Bead of caulk
  • Concealed openings
  • Bed of caulk
  • Ship lapped
  • Defenestration
  • Modulus of elasticity
  • Ganged vent stacks
  • Drip edge
  • Post and lintel construction
  • Flying buttress
  • Backhoe
  • Face mount hanger
  • Maximum occupant load
  • Uniformly distributed loads
  • Point load
  • Means of egress
  • Ring beam
  • Consolidated fill
  • Knuckle joint
  • Thru-mortise and tenon
  • Post-tension slab
  • Pre-stressed tendons
  • Load-bearing member
  • 8” slab
  • 7” riser
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I know… I know… I’m sorry { coffee with an architect }
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photo is from splorp’s photostream on flickr (used under creative commons license)

About Jody Brown

Jody Brown is just an architect, standing in front of an ideology, asking it to love him.