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A
Adaptive Re-use: (noun) - Removing soiled linens and empty colt 45 bottles prior to leasing a building to creative professionals.
Agora: (noun) – The fear of Architecture in public places.
Amphitheatre: (noun) – Large crowds in seating organized by their dislike of classical music.
Arcade: (noun) – Corridors lined with repetitive video games.
Architect: (noun) – An effete bon vivant with a drawing problem.
Architecture: (noun) – Load bearing walls plus optimism.
Architrave: (noun) – The lowest part of the entablature which rests on the laurels of the designer.
Armature: (noun) – The thin metallic shell protecting an Architect from public opinion.
Articulation: (noun) – The act of organizing Norwegian Designers by austerity.
Atrium: (noun) – The cold interior volume next to a food court.
Attic: (noun) – One who cannot stop designing unusable spaces under the roof.
Authentic: (noun) - Having to do with anything the Architect believes is more important than the work everyone else is producing.
Awning: (noun) – Cloth covering that directs rain water away from the entrance doors and into the masonry walls.
B
Balance: (noun) – The thin line between incorrect and profitable.
Balustrades: (noun) – Describing a stairway using only hand gestures.
Barrel Vault: (noun) – The curve generated by throwing a barrel over Louis Kahn.
Basement: (noun) – Architectural floor plan with the lowest level of detail.
Basilica: (noun) – The white packets at the bottom of a cathedral that remove moisture from the space. Do not eat.
Bays: (verb) – The act of breaking up a façade by howling at the moon.
Beams: (verb) –Architectural facial expression upon design approval and/or payment.
Belfry: (noun) – The space enclosing bats.
Bracket: (noun) – The list of Architectural firms competing to play against UNC or Duke in March.
Brise soleil: (noun) –Concrete exterior sunshades used to deplete construction budgets in France.
Bulkhead: (noun) – The discount contractors provide when the tops of all door frames are ordered at once.
Buttress: (noun) – The act of leaning your back-side against a cathedral.
C
Canopy: (noun) – The opposite of Cantopy.
Cantilever: (noun) – Handicap accessible door hardware that will not turn.
Capital: (noun) – “C”
Casement window: (noun) – The operable window used by potential thieves to determine the easiest means of access to the valuables.
Circulation: (noun) – The excitement Architects feel when they feel excitement about Architecture.
Classical Orders: (noun) – Demands passed down from Robert A.M. Stern.
Coffer: (noun) – Exchanging coffee for services.
Colonnade: (noun) – A refreshing beverage made from Portland cement and limes.
Columns: (noun) – Vertical structural elements that may be installed horizontally prior to lawsuits.
Compatibility: (noun) - The ability to blend into one’s surroundings while being better than everything around you.
Consultant: (noun) – One to whom blame is placed.
Commission: (noun) – Architectural prospect prior to 2009.
Configuration: (noun) – Placing scale figures and trees in a rendering to obscure the unfinished parts of the design.
Cornice: (noun) – A styrofoam replica of a classical ideal.
Corbel: (noun) – The act of stacking French Modern Architects on top of each other while offsetting each successive Architect.
Coping: (noun) – Dealing with Architecture.
Cupola: (noun) – Literally “putting a bird on it”.
Curtain wall: (noun) – The transparent screen between the lobby and the homeless.
Curvilinear: (noun) – not applicable.
D
Datum: (noun) – a line drawn from one irrelevant point to another. This line is never curved.
Decoration: (noun) – also, not applicable.
Demolition: (noun) – Removing earlier Architecture to make room for new Architecture that refers to the earlier Architecture.
Details: (noun) – Details.
Diametrically: (adj) – The opposite of the word your client will think you meant.
Dome: (noun) – The sound made by cross-legged meditating monks under a circular roof form.
Doric Order: (noun) – Gyro, hold the lettuce and tomatoes.
Dormers: (noun) – Those who dwell in student housing.
Double hung: (noun) – Windows which were reordered because the shop drawings mislabeled the “rough opening” as the “masonry opening”.
Draft: (verb) – Creating an initial version of the design to establish a project budget. This version will later be refined beyond recognition as the established budget remains unchanged.
Drip edge: (noun) – Flashing that directs water into the soffit.
E
Eave: (noun) – The sound construction workers make when lifting heavy objects, often followed by the word “ho”.
Elevation: (noun) – 2-dimensional drawings used to generate approval, while obscuring the design and confusing the appearance commission.
Entablature: (noun) – Child-proof lids on top of Greek medication bottles, often decorated with acanthus leaves.
Entrance: (verb) – The act of momentarily mesmerizing visitors upon entry into an excessively designed lobby space.
F
Façade: (noun) – The cooperative impression an Architect leaves on the storefront sales rep.
Fascia: (noun) – Architectural trim work placed at the edge of the eaves to conceal the rotted ends of the roof framing.
Fenestration: (noun) – The act of artfully arranging holes in any architectural theory.
Finial: (noun) – The last time I put a decorative form on the top of this stair rail, I swear.
Finish: (noun) – The last thing done in Finland.
Flashing: (noun) – Redirecting water from the building by quickly opening your trench coat.
Floor plan: (noun) – The level you intend to get to.
Flemish Bond: (noun) – “From Helsinki with Love”
Flying Buttress: (noun) – The act of leaning against a cathedral while only touching it with one hand.
Focal Point - An element on axis with an important vista (usually next to the fire department connection).
Form: (noun) – To follow function.
French Doors: (noun) – Portals that open to a grand vista prior to surrender.
Frieze: (noun) – Statement uttered by Greek police when apprehending criminals.
G
Gable: (noun) – Same-sex roof form.
Gambrel: (noun) – Roof forms with particularly long odds against them.
Gazebo: (noun) – Architectural follies placed in the landscape which have no proven medicinal effect, but may show positive results in clinical trials.
Galvanized: (noun) – Public opposition to anything metallic an Architect proposes adjacent to an existing elementary school.
Golden Proportion: (noun) – All-you-can-eat buffet-style Architectural scale-franchise.
Gothic: (noun) – Architecture produced while listening to “Arcade Fire”
Grid: (noun) – An Architect’s ego, (per Freud).
Grille: (noun) – Wherein one gets all up in the Architecture.
Gutter: (noun) – The personal residence of the Architecture Profession since 2009.
H
Hierarchy: (noun) – An arched opening positioned just above another arched opening.
Hip: (noun) – Ironic roof forms.
Historic: (noun) – Pre 1945, (except for Adolf Loos or Rennie Mackintosh)
Hood: (noun) – Architecture in an area with a high crime rate.
HVAC: (noun) – The awkward furred-down area in the ceiling of the most public space.
I
Ionic: (noun) – Greek Hipsters.
Infill: (verb) - Removing dilapidated buildings and replacing them with condominiums to be sold to affluent homosexuals.
Interlocking: (noun) – Dutch town in which MVRDV is located.
Interstitial: (noun) – The space between the Architectural commission you have and the one you hoped to have.
In Situ: (noun) - From the Greek, meaning “I know a phrase from the Greek”.
J
Jamb: (noun) – The side of the door frame with butter on it.
Joist: (noun) – The inexplicable happiness of framers.
Juxtaposition: (noun) – When the exact location of the building doesn’t really matter.
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