10 ways you annoy rich people

you know you probably do:

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  • You know the difference between veneer and solid wood, but you don’t give a shit.
  • You did not sign the check.
  • You are watching Mad Men because the redhead is hot.
  • You are blocking the view.
  • Why are you looking at me?
  • You are wearing a jersey on the Jersey shore.
  • You just used the word “coney”
  • You left a pair of underwear in the warming oven.
  • Your shoes left black marks on the hardwood flooring.
  • You are African American.

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