you know you probably do:

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• You know the difference between veneer and solid wood, but you don’t give a shit.

• You did not sign the check.

• You are watching Mad Men because the redhead is hot.

• You are blocking the view.

• Why are you looking at me?

• You are wearing a jersey on the Jersey shore.

• You just used the word “coney”

• You left a pair of underwear in the warming oven.

• Your shoes left black marks on the hardwood flooring.

• You are African American.

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photos are from Jwilly’s photostream on Flickr (used under creative commons license)

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