Hey, check it out. I’m not really sure, but I think that’s Richard Meier over there. It is! and, he’s trying to pick out a wall color. Ooo, this should be fun, let’s listen in:
Arctic White? – nah, too cold
Navaho White? – ummm, too native
Bright White? – too intense
Angst White? – maybe.
Jazzy White? – you’re kidding right?
Linen White? – too much texture
Dover White? – too much Delaware
Brilliant White? – not bright enough
Hollandlac Brilliant White? too bright
Du Jour White? – too french
Pointing White? – too sharp and accusing
White Dove? – too many birds and soap
Winter White? – too nonspecifically cold
China White? – too diner-like
Ancestral White? – too many people have used that
Bone White? – too morbid
Moonlight white? – too romantic
Cotton Ball White? – too sanitary
Bavarian Cream? – too German, and too sweet
Simply White? – too obvious
Muslin White? – too ethnic
Muslin Navajo White? – too native and ethnic
Muslin Bone White? – right? Terrorism?
Empty white? – it just sort of lacks a certain whiteness doesn’t it?
Vast white? – too expansive
Aalto white? – too many A’s
Corbusier White? – too obvious, and French
Whitey White? – too racist
Distinct white? – too elitist
Prestine white? – too much pressure
Pure white? – too perfect
Minimal White? – not perfect enough
Off white? – seriously?
Very white? – closer
Polar white? – too much fur
Misty white? – too cloudy
Divine White? – too much of a Diva
Betty White? – too old and funny
McKim Mead White? – too much symmetry
Antique White? – Too many Corinthian columns
Ancient White? – too Egyptian
Unique baby White? – What? that’s just stupid
Super white? – a little comic book, isn’t it?
Pearly white? – reminds me of teeth
Oyster white? – not pearly enough
Sonic White? – too loud
…. I don’t know, show me the Angst White again…
Actually, I don’t think that’s Richard Meier afterall. Is he wearing an ascot?
photos are from Klearchos Kapoutsis’ photostream on Flickr (used under creative commons license)