Architects are, do, and/or do not…


Architects are not funny

Architects do not fish

Architects do not understand velvetta

Architects do not hunt, they do peck

Architects have not seen “Two and a Half Men”

Architects love Charlie Sheen, wasn’t he in “Apocalypse Now”?

Architects are opposed to split levels

Architects do not like the word “traditional”

Architects do not put baco bits on their salads

Architects prefer blondes, or stainless

Architects would not recommend doing that

Architects wear black, unless it’s hot, and then they wear black

Architects do not need to see harmony to understand harmony

Architects prefer tagliatelle to penne

Architects don’t care about the treatment of ducks, foie gras is just tasty

Architects are not in charge

Architects can’t believe you didn’t like that design option

Architects do not remember where they were when they heard about Elvis’ death, I think they were on the toilet

Architects do not remember the last time they were truly satisfied

Architects assume they could have played the upright bass if they put their mind to it

Architects have never worn pink

Architects collect pens, and dust

Architects will always giggle if you say “put a bird on it”

Architects do not want to get up in the morning

Architects think globally, but act locally….wait, I’m sorry, those are hippies

Architects think their work will represent them….., they might be wrong about that.

Architects will explain that later, but there will be an Add Service

Architects could do better if you’d give them a little more time

Architects are not really comfortable with this

Architects will try to explain why this should be important to you

Architects are tired of your shit too

Architects hear what you’re saying, but you’re wrong because of this thing that’s not really important to you.


right, as you were, { Coffee with an Architect }





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