Ima mutha Architecter

Ok… first things first, I’ll eat your brains…

I draw the lines out

Hide the layers lines out

Whoa, just another lonely night

Are you willing to sacrifice you life?

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Truss it Span it

Arch-i-just stop it

Everybody knows (Ima a muther-architect-er)

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Profit Profit, Achi-it don’t got it

Everybody know Ima mutha-architect-er

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

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Make a livin drawin or put your dead hands down huh?

Less talk more detailing right now huh?

And my eyes more red than the devil is

And ima bout to take it to another level bhatch

There you go again aint nobody as cold as this

Do the crap and the specs tripled up and with no assist

But my only focus is a coffee and some bogus sh-t

Argue with my older boss acting like I owe him sh-t

I heard the people sayin that they’re loving that Thomas Mayne

Bought the sustain-a-ble even tho it always gave me pain

I don’t have the money so, yeh, I have to act sane

Architects in China now yeh, but you hold you accent

They came up to me and said the number 2

If you wanna make it number one yeah your number 2 now

Moderns in that Malibu yeh, call it Malibooya

God Nuetra how I hit em with the new style now

Know that mutha-archi well, what ya gon do now?

Whatever ever I wanna do, gosh Rem is cool now

Nah, he aint old now, uhh, its all new now

Think yo mutha-really Architecture need to cool down

Cause you will never top this

So modern architects advice is to get on top of this

Ima living in the future so present that it’s in my past

The present is the present and the past can kiss my ass, yo

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Truss it Span it

Arch-i-just stop it

Everybody knows (Ima a muther-architect-er)

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Profit Profit, Achi-it don’t got it

Everybody know Ima mutha-architect-er

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

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Sasquatch, Godzilla,King Kong

Lochness, Goblins, Ghoul, Le  Cobusier with no conscience

Question what do all these things have in common?

Everybody knows they’re a mutha-Architect-er

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Corbu, stop ya, stop your silly nonsense

None of you Archis know where the hierarchy is

None of you Archis have seen the carnage I’ve seen

I still hear Mies screaming in my dream (yo)

Modern Modern in a black convertible

They killed the block and murder avenues (yo)

Rape and pillage a village, grid and order in (yo)

Everybody wanna know what my Achilles heel is

ORDER ORDER I don’t get enough of it

Yea, uhh

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Truss it Truss it

Arch-i-just stop it

Everybody knows (Ima a muther-architect-er)

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Profit Profit, Achi-it don’t got it

Everybody know Ima mutha-architect-er

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert

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Ok first things first I’ll eat your brains

Then Ima start rocking square grids and thangs

Cause that’s what a mutha-Architect-er do

Rossi’s from Milan yo, that’s what a monster do

Monster Guadi tile forms, that’s what a monster do

Young money B.I.G. and the monster crew (yo)

And I’m all up in the bank with the funny face

And if Frank Llyod’s fake I ain’t noticed cause my money aint

So let me get this straight yo, Herzog’s the rookie ay?

But his Pritzers and his bill-rates ten times your pay

50K for the sketches and no buildings out yo

Yeah his money’s so tall that my barbies gotta climb it

Working in a middle eastern climate climate

Find his work in magizines while you all whine it

While all the seals on the sheets he don’t sign it

How these Archis so one track minded

But really really I don’t give an A.I.A. kay?

Just killed another Friday

And I’ll say the drafting’s OK

The renderings are child’s play

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Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for

Aaaaah, Ima mutha-Archi-tect-er!

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I draw the lines-lines

And I’ll, I’ll let Cad decide-cide

I-I wouldn’t last these hours

So I-I am heading home

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My apologies to Kanye…. (Based on Kanye’s “Monster” – Ima sure you can google that to get the feel of it. Ima also sure that it’s not going to be approriate for work)

Peace out

J

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hood sign photo from ellyjonez’s photostream on Flickr (used under creative commons license)

hands in the air photos from ansik’s photostream on Flickr (used under creative commons license)

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